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Rous Demotivational Poster


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L

HOW IT FEELS - to chew 5 gum.

TAGS: 911 5gum disasterous
Rating: 2.98/5

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pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 12:27 am
i kinda feel bad for laughing at this now.
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:21 am
Too soon? Yes. In bad taste? Yes. Funny anyway? Absolutely.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 7:51 pm

Gearry, maybe you should learn that WTFO no longer lives here
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
wtfo, maybe the worst terror attack in history on american ground. It's not by far the worst terror attack in history! maybe you should try and learn to see that there is a whole world outside America. ;)
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:30 am
OH fuck I forgot - give all motifakes that have a confederate flag in them 1 lion too. They offend African Americans and remind them of slavery. And while we're at it, let's take everything down that might offend SOMEONE and then lets see what is left ...
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:24 am
Um. Okay - lets also give 1 lion to any motifakes with swastika's in them because they remind ME of the genocide of millions and millions. If 911 humor, by parochial decree, isn't funny, then neither are swastika's. Hail to the chief.
lulz - September 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
we should kill his family, take a picture of them dead and make a motivational poster making fun of them
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:30 pm
No, temp. 3000+ murdered by 19 muslim terrorists. 3000+ families losing loved ones. This trash posted on Sept 11. Nothing offensive about this right? Idiot. Let's not forget, politics is now off the table cause it upsets people but this is okay apparently
temp - September 19, 2009, 10:44 pm
To site visitors AND regulars: if you're offended by this, you're in the wrong place.
Name - September 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm not an asshole, so don't bite my head off, but people make jokes with the nuke explosion in the BG all the time, how is this any different?
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:13 am
Everyone.... really? Taking bait like this? Should've 1L d it, and let it die. Now I have to view this repeatedly in the comments? Really?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 12:42 am
I laughed. It's funny.
mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 12:39 am
ive seen alot worse then this (worse meaning more fucked up) 9/11 related photochops. im a new yorker and i can take 9/11 jokes but this one just sucks who uses gum jokes? seriously
Desolate1 - September 15, 2009, 12:23 am
You've never seen those 5 Gum commercials, Captain Flesh Arrow? Youtube it, dude. I'm sure it's on there.
ThePirate - September 15, 2009, 12:14 am
first of all, "to chew five gum". what is that? that is the english of a 4 yr old or a retard. you come off as an igorant, retarded fuck. Glad you were bored. Perhaps a tsunami or holocaust joke would make you feel better. You absolute Piece of shit. GTFO
MrRandom - September 15, 2009, 12:00 am
At least have some respect for the dead you ignorant little fuck. Even if you weren't affected thousands were, along with a good portion of the world.
Desolate1 - September 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Wow. It's sad how none of you can take a simple joke. 9/11 didn't affect me in any way, so why should I care? I bet a lot of you weren't personally affected, neither. And besides, I was bored. ;)
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
oh and to Desolate1, WHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING IN MAKING THIS!! I really hope that you are not an american, for if you are, get the f*** out of america right now a** wipe
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
omnia, you are obviously the reincarnation of hitler, because it seems that you are so heartless, that you dont care about death at all. Thousands of people lost beloved family members during this, and its not something that can be easily forgotten.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:20 pm
Omnia, 3000 innocent people were murdered. If you have no respect for that, then you are a low-life POS that deserves to be anally raped in hell with pineapples.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:07 pm
What an arsehole.
omnia - September 14, 2009, 10:28 am
seriously guys/girls!! WE FUCKING GET IT! 9/11 was a bad experience for you. but to still cry and weep about it. get a life crybabies.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
This is fucked up.
Chron139 - September 13, 2009, 9:02 pm
You miserable piece of shit; i hope you or someone you love gets blown up. Then i hope someone makes a poster out of it for the world to laugh at.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:15 pm
Not to mention this POS posted this on or near the 8th anniversary of the worst terror attack in history.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
I just want to know how, at this time, this has 3/5? And how these makers let it pass? Is there a way to SPAM this?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:05 pm
You are a low-life and so is anyone who enjoys this piece of trash.
Rick - September 13, 2009, 7:04 pm
I don't care what you were trying to do be it funny or hurtful but you just disgust me. 9/11 should not be used for something like this
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 6:58 pm
Sick, tasteless, crass, crude and brilliantly executed.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:56 pm
If it was intelligent, it might've been offensive... or funny.


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....

GOTH WITH GUNS - Weird, surreal, arousing, confusing, scary, heartbreaking and down right confusing!

TAGS: goth gun weird arousing c
Rating: 4.04/5

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superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:39 pm
This style/outfit is called industrial or cyber. It's not goth at all.
trisha4u2 - June 22, 2011, 2:24 pm
awsome that rocks
shmoe13 - January 30, 2011, 3:03 am
i just busted my nut



TAGS: dangerous ignorance stupidy
Rating: 2.41/5

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Sean - January 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
Hey, that's Martin Luther King, Jr. ... the quote, not the chick.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2009, 4:59 pm
Genuis...pure and simple

R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.

REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive


TAGS: bossy cute dangerous cubby
Rating: 5/5

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Reycolons619 - January 12, 2011, 11:59 am
all he said was their names but it seems like someone has some sand in his culo...
culos - October 12, 2010, 2:01 pm
Duh! Thank you Captain Bobvious
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:59 pm

ehem...he got the names right because they are the female version of their South Park counter parts.
culos - October 12, 2010, 4:39 am
This is SAD! You really can name them... Get a life, find a girlfriend you can touch, no matter how ugly it's still better than having paper cuts in your member!
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 9:53 pm
Lets see we have Kenisha, Erica, Kyley and Stanislawa


TAGS: evil dangerous drowning pools
Rating: 3.32/5

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Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:31 am
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:30 am
The rat-monkey made me do it
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 11:20 am
Punctuation was particularly rough... now he has a period from his colon.
agdaniele - March 27, 2011, 11:15 am
You had all the right intent, and a good point.... but I've never seen a sentence meander this much. Did punctuation sneak into your bedroom at night and touch you when you were young? Why the aversion to it?
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 10:47 am
Was this posters text dictated by the little rat-monkey on the far left of the pic? My dog can form a better sentence.
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 6:02 am
Therin lies the pleasure; garnering unease from those effected
ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:00 am
Interesting attempt at the English language.

SNAKES - More dangerous on escalators than on planes.

TAGS: snakes escalators dangerous
Rating: 3.18/5

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shinigami_cav - June 10, 2010, 7:13 pm
soon you will see a movie whit that name


UFC Women's Champion Rhonda Rousey -

TAGS: ufc rhonda rousey hands deadly
Rating: 4.75/5

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CaptMickeyd - May 16, 2013, 11:16 am
So, even though she's a world champion fighter, all you can do is sexualize her?

HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.

TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


TAGS: usaf air force aircrew women armed dangerous c 130
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:17 pm
mattress delivery? no wait dishwasher delivery, or is it an airborne sammich maker expo?
Cloudchaser - March 15, 2010, 12:25 am
Especially if it's an AC-130 gunship

ODD ONE OUT - 4 lucky guys and ....err...one not so!

TAGS: trousers odd one out girls
Rating: 2/5

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djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 7:22 pm
Cheap shot. xx
K Wells - September 18, 2009, 9:13 am
Even the fatties need loving. They're just a bit more loving as it gets a while between opportunites.
Player_Meyer - September 18, 2009, 4:51 am
You can use that one as a bed
[email protected] - September 18, 2009, 4:48 am
Tan girls don't liek Black-Men, and she's either preggers or has a hell of a "FUPA". So I'll take the mannish looking blonde in pink. the one in blue. girls with neck-leashes like 2b tied up and spanked.
LeHurleur - September 18, 2009, 3:52 am
fatgirls are good in bed
knowitall - September 17, 2009, 4:38 pm
yea, 4 of them do kinda look like dudes. i'd tap that on the far right tho
LogicDude - September 17, 2009, 9:35 am
Wingman: "I'm going in!"

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU TURTLES... - make turtle soup

TAGS: turtle soup funny humorous
Rating: 1.5/5

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Seb - December 12, 2008, 5:45 pm
Very badly done.

THE MORGUE - A more dangerous place than we initially thought.


TAGS: fearless dangerous
Rating: 3.17/5

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asdf - November 1, 2009, 9:48 pm
... is not the first thing i'd be worrying about a few miles up in the sky.

POOR GIRL - That dog is HUNGRY!

TAGS: humor hilarous dog girl baby hehe funny lol etc
Rating: 1.89/5

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Arpaleggia - September 12, 2008, 6:44 pm
She looking at his cawk
Oh! - August 16, 2008, 7:38 am
what big teeth you have, grandma


TAGS: dangerous geezers humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - October 1, 2016, 1:20 pm
I'm too old to fight but too young to die.so the only option left is that you die and that's OK with me.
GaryO - September 11, 2013, 8:31 am
there is no 'may' in the kill aspect, there is a 'will' however... 5 rounds, sonny
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2013, 4:22 am
If you win, you'll look like a bully that would pick on an old man. If you lose, that's even worse!

pranks -


TAGS: rhymes with fibrous crankyhead
Rating: 4.42/5

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crankyhead - October 28, 2010, 7:15 pm
LOL Neener. Quit pandering to my vanity. It won't get you anywhere.
Neener - October 28, 2010, 7:13 pm
I just assume if cranky made it, then its funny. If it doesn't make sense to me, then I'm stupid.
crankyhead - October 28, 2010, 7:11 pm
@ culos... You can vote any which way you feel like voting sir, I prefer honest 1's over empty 5's. @ trash... we've both been here long enough to know that the votes mean nothing. So you go ahead and vote as honestly and as often as you like. =)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 2:06 pm
Hell no! I will vote how i want to.
TheTrashHeap - October 28, 2010, 1:53 pm
Since when did we have to apologize for giving a poster the vote we honestly think it deserves? Is everything made by a member an automatic 5 now? Can we only vote honestly on newb posters now?
culos - October 28, 2010, 9:16 am
Sorry, had to break the perfect 5's. Seven people like this so much and yet I don't get it.... My problem I guess but at least I didn't 1L it...
Zealot - October 27, 2010, 9:33 pm
whats the writing for extremely disgusted face?

RELAXATION - Watch and Learn

TAGS: trousers woman
Rating: 3.58/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:27 pm
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 9:46 pm
Mom, I told you to button your jeans in public. Gosh your embarrassing me.


RABBITS - So dangerous you need an 8 foot steel fence to keep them out.

TAGS: animal dangerous
Rating: 1.75/5
DrunkenDave101 - October 28, 2009, 5:25 am
Well of course, those little buggers sure can jump high!

LUDICROUS FAIL - Thats right worse than epic

TAGS: ludicrous fail
Rating: 1.72/5

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Benny - June 15, 2009, 5:20 am
UNALTERED: Because those letters were always in the sky. ;/
LogicDude - October 7, 2008, 5:03 pm
Moooove bitch get out the waaaay...or I'll fire a missile at you.
rick - October 7, 2008, 4:57 pm
Ludicrous is playing Iran?

Paparazzi -

BIG DEAL - Pfft, this arrived MANY MANY years ago behind the bicycle shed at high-school.

TAGS: culos ambidextrous squeeze
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:26 pm
It's exc5llent foreplay practice, lol.
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2011, 7:57 am
you had a shed!?! lucky bastard. all we had was a tree, with no leaves, and a log chain around it, rusted.


Sincere Apology -

The Wealthy - exempt from everything -


TAGS: alluring dangerous exotic fun
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 9:44 am

top right speaks to me.

Warning -

SELF ESTEEM. - When not in check, it leads to action. Action -> Disaster -> Humor Humor improves one's Self Esteem

Blondes -

barnacles -


TAGS: humerous or discusting picture witty comment
Rating: 2.68/5

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Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:12 pm
A good summary, though "Attempt at witty comment" might be a more apt bottom line


I want to ride my bicycle -

TAGS: cobblestone riding bikes women arousing
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 5:59 pm
Thanks 'cern. Pretty sad day when Mr. Gary's commentary out ranks the poster...teehee.
concern3 - January 8, 2016, 5:32 am
Fantastic, a 5er and Garyo's comment is a 10er
MissPriss - January 7, 2016, 11:01 pm
Aww thanks Mr. Gary. Got a few more up my sleeve. Hope you'll enjoy 'em too.
GaryO - January 7, 2016, 10:59 pm
See, I missed this. Nearly prissed my pants

Black -

Honesty -

TAGS: honesty dangerous blind date organ harvest good thing mine is silver
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:10 am
Luuuuv this, Silvie!! Mine's black! LOL! 5 goth lions


TAGS: ambidextrous problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 18, 2015, 2:45 pm
Thx, JW!
JesusWept - June 18, 2015, 7:05 am
Brilliant! 5.


TAGS: humorous bucket list
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 23, 2015, 1:49 am
Thanks, guys!
Oldsod - June 22, 2015, 6:37 pm
concern3 - June 22, 2015, 2:19 pm
funny A 5er

A Perfect Day -

TAGS: quote book reading kid child exorcist evil proust
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 10, 2016, 6:59 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - April 10, 2016, 3:47 am
Nice, UP yours

Happy Holidays -

TAGS: christmas cheer prosperous new year
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:21 am
mele kalikimaka (Hawaiian)bonne christmeusse (Cajun) surf's up! (southern Californian) lol!
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:13 am
Merry Christmas everyone!
Thedge - December 24, 2014, 11:47 pm
mali-g-a-yang pasko- grumble grumble auto correct.
Thedge - December 24, 2014, 11:45 pm
Oldsod... another one for ye, maligayansg pasko (merry Christmas - tagalog)
Thedge - December 24, 2014, 11:15 pm
Thanks sir.
Oldsod - December 24, 2014, 10:27 pm
Fröhliche Weihnachten, Felize Navidad, and Merry Christmas!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 4:05 pm
Right back at ya Thedge!
Thedge - December 24, 2014, 2:59 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - December 24, 2014, 2:49 pm

Merry Christmas to you, too!~

Marriage -

TAGS: marriage divorce humorous 10 easy steps
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 16, 2016, 12:02 pm
JesusWept - November 14, 2016, 7:05 pm
Wow. I've only gotten to #2. Well...once I made it to 2,5. When I proposed she said no lmao.


TAGS: clown macabre dangerous horror poster
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - January 29, 2016, 8:10 pm

I hope it's me laughing
MissPriss - January 29, 2016, 2:33 am
Go for another set of 5's over at Shivers dear!

A MAN WITH BOTH FEET FIRMLY ON THE GROUND - Cannot Even Put On His Trousers ...

Blind Date -